Lee Mack When I tell a joke, I don’t think about who’s listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny. – Lee Mack Funny Quotes Joke Quotes Jokes Quotes Listening Quotes When people say, ‘I don’t like laughter on a TV show’, I think, ‘How do you cope when you’re watching a stand-up gig live?’ – it’s the same thing! I’ve realised that my strength is writing around people.
Jacob Weisberg Despite all the Internet has done to make prices transparent and bibliographic information universal, you can still find – at book sales and thrift shops, auctions and even fancy dealers – unrecognized or underpriced rarities. Getting something valuable for cheap is the basic, greedy thrill of book collecting. – Jacob Weisberg
Lee Evans Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off the plane. I’ve never known cold and wind like it. Everything’s got fur. Even the cows have long hair and beards. And we’re thinking, ‘We’ve got to do a gig here.’ But it was great. The people just wanted to have a good time. – Lee Evans
Shervin Pishevar I was forced to be political because I had bombs falling on me as a child in Tehran. – Shervin Pishevar
HistoryMadalyn Murray O'HairReligion Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. – Madalyn Murray O’Hair
Jason Whitlock The hall of fame is something you do when you look back at the end of your career, not in the middle of it. – Jason Whitlock
Ben Marcus My first book, ‘The Age of Wire and String,’ came out in 1995, and it was hardly reviewed at all. – Ben Marcus
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