Emo Philips You know, at parties, people always ask, ‘Where were you when Kennedy was shot?’ Well, I don’t have an alibi! – Emo Philips Alibi Quotes Kennedy Quotes Parties Quotes People Quotes Shot Quotes I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two!’ I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them.
Michael Avenatti Donald Trump is either going to resign, he’s going to be removed from office by impeachment, or I’m going to beat him in 2020. But one way or the other, he’s not going to serve a second term. – Michael Avenatti
Dan Hill To be sure, boxing has always been, at best, a shady and sometimes cutthroat business, buttressed by hype and tomfoolery rivalling, at times, that of carnival circuses. – Dan Hill
Adam Green I once pitched this show that was just like ‘Quantum Leap,’ in terms of the set-up, and I got a pass because they said ‘Quantum Leap’ didn’t work, even though it was on for six or seven seasons. You can’t say ‘Quantum Leap’ didn’t work! – Adam Green
Lee Konitz I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn’t satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually. – Lee Konitz
Michael W Smith Healing rain is a real touch from God. It could be physical healing or emotional or whatever. – Michael W Smith
Adam Schiff Much has changed since the end of the Cold War that augurs well for the survival of our nation. – Adam Schiff
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